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The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the
posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya
from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague.
Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring
around the rosey"), these sores would smell very badly so common folks
would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that
it would cover the smell of the sores ("a pocket full of posies").
Furthermore, people who died from the plague would be burned so as to
reduce the possible spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall
I'm sure you've all watched Titanic and watched poor Jack
Dawson sink to his watery grave, well when he was frozen and
Rose pushed him under, my idiot ex-boyfriend yelled, "Jack
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