Today's stories [1.16.17]
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It's not all that often a wife will confess her faults. Just the other
nite my wife said, "Hon, I know I'm not the perfect wife. I realize
I'm often too outspoken."
Risking all manner of flying objects, I couldn't resist the temptation
and calmly replied, "Oh, by whom dear ?"
Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
Now, she's mad with me.
Four elderly ladies were driving in a car. One of the
ladies in the car, Rosa, had a heavy hispanic accent. "As we
drove thru the industrial area, Rosa said, 'Hey, that's where
they make the Huge Measles!' We all looked at each other,
confused, for a moment before we realized we were going past
the 'Hughes Missle' plant."
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