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Once in a diner, I wanted a Ham & Tomato toasted
sandwich. After about 10 minutes the waitress came back
and apologized. "We don't have Ham and Tomato toasted
sandwiches but you can have the 'Special'." I asked
what was in the Special. "Ham, Tomato, Cheese . . . "
"I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to
a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously
been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of
trauma.... None. We looked for anything that might indicate a
medical problem... heart meds etc..... None. The only medicine
we found: Viagra. About that time the coroner arrived (a
strikingly pretty gal) who asked me, "How long has he been
dead?" I replied a couple of days, she said, "Oh so he is stiff
then?" I handed her the Viagra bottle and said, "In more ways
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help
immunize children in developing countries against meningitis
and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however,
the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in
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