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Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. 

     - Harry S. Truman

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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton

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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. 

     - Woodrow Wilson

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

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* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.


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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 

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The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. 

     - Antisthenes 

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
         Red Buttons


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Never moon a werewolf.
         Mike Binder


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