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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"


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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
       Marx


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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx 

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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx


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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx

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