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Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.


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Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.


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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.


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Beifeld's Principle:
   The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
   receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
   he is already in the company of:
      (1) a date,
      (2) his wife,
      (3) a better looking and richer male friend.


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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.


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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.


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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.


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- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
   supposed to be doing.


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- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
   (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizationa
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   Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).


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- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.


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