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Main Archives Quotes Category: Signs and Scribbles

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   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.


  

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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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   Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.


  

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   Don't look now!
   You're pissing on your neighbors foot!


  

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"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers


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   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

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   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.


  

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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

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   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

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   "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
   toilet)


  

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