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Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
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