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"Hey! I was just doing it... except when people watch..."
                        -- Karen


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"At the moment, there seems to be around a 96% packet loss pinging
 from boomerang's serial0 to cirrus' serial1, which is probably too
 high for reliable use."
                        -- Adrian (stating the obvious)


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"f u cn rd ths u mst uz unix"
                        -- unknown


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"Alasdair is the only person I know who can say no _and_ yes at the same time,
 and _mean_ it."
                        -- me


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"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..."
"Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!"
                        -- Eric, Adrian


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I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile


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"I feel lower.
 I feel lower than Bruce Alcorn.
 I feel lower."
                        -- me (in-joke)


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"Look, Dogbert, give me one good reason why I shouldn't sign up for sky
 diving lessons."
"Thud..."
"You mean 'thud... ouch!' or just 'thud'?"
                        -- Dilbert, Dogbert, Dilbert

"An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations
 encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the
 same way a sentence encountered a full stop. The usual example given to
 illustrate an Outside Context Problem was imagining you were a tribe on
 a largish, fertile island; you'd tamed the land, invented the wheel or
 writing or whatever, the neighbours were cooperative or enslaved but at
 any rate peaceful and you were busy raising temples to yourself with all
 the excess productive capacity you had, you were in a position of near-
 absolute power and control which your hallowed ancestors could hardly
 have dreamed of and the whole situation was just running along nicely
 like a canoe on wet grass... when suddenly this bristling lump of iron
 appears sailless and trailing steam in the bay and these guys carrying
 long funny-looking sticks come ashore and announce you've just been
 discovered, you're all subjects of the Emperor now, he's keen on presents
 called 'tax' and these bright-eyed holy men would like a word with your
 priests."
                        -- Iain M. Banks, "Excession"


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"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when
 she got there the cupboard was bare so THE POOR MONGREL STARVED TO DEATH!!"
                        -- Flacco, "DAAS Kapital"


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"... and if you get some milk I'll be eternally grateful."
"Terminally grateful? You mean you're going to thank me with extreme
 prejudice?"
                        -- Garth and then me mishearing


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