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Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

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$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long

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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

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