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"I'm getting a new desk soon!  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.
 Desk goes down.  Desk goes up.  Desk goes down.  Lunch.

 Productivity is in the eyes of the beholder."

-- Lars Balker Rasmussen in alt.sysadmin.recovery

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"By ten I was so wasted I had been officially downgraded to a lower rung
 on the evolutionary ladder. Some guy in a suit came up, listened to my
 attempts to string words together, revoked my rights as Homo Sapiens
 on the spot and reclassified me as some kind of plant life. I had to
 fill in all kinds of forms and shit. It was very embarrassing."

-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Spares"

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"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
 administration ethics."

-- Simon Travaglia

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"Vorlons on holiday. Hmm, why is it I get an image of them claiming the
 deckchairs on the pretext: 'We were always here'"

-- Paul Mc Auley, alt.sysadmin.recovery

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   Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

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"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
 that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
                        -- Wally, Dilbert

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?" 

    - Linda Ellerbee 

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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
       the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn

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- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

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- Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.  This is what I'm doing wrong.

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