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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
"I'll moider da bum. "
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
thought of William Shakespeare
A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
(which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
-- The Skiers' Dictionary
According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
-- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."
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