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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
   must eat it with naked fat people.
         Ed Bluestone


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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno


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Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.


  

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason


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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer. 

     - Dave Barry

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If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

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Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

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One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker 

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