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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
second day you're off it.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
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