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"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
 the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
 sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
 platonic camaraderie."

-- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting"
from The Onion,

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"Are any members of Tool gay?
 Only the flutist."
                        -- The Tool FAQ

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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
 I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America. 

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"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

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