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"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."

-- James "Kibo" Parry


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That's the trouble with engineers;
They're always trying to change things.

     - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME!  MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
 (with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."

-- James "Kibo" Parry


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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby


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"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller


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ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
   A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.


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ON PROBLEM SOLVING
   When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
   resemble a nail.
        -- Abraham Maslow


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ON DATING
   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.


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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html


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"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
                        -- Andrew


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