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* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988)
"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
-Menander (342-292 BC)
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University
* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
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