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* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course


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Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


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I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
   California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
         Sheckly Greene


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ON HIGHER EDUCATION
   College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
   drink.


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God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)

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The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. 

              -Menander (342-292 BC) 

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ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
   has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
        -- English Professor, Ohio University


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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! 

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