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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben


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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,


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* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips


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* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


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"SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"

-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Well I figure if any three things in the universe go together it's Gina G,
 MMMBop and Imperial Star Destroyers."

-- me


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"...  And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
 a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."

-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
 head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."

-- Pinback, oz#gothic


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"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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