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"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
straps. -- Emo Phillips
* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Well I figure if any three things in the universe go together it's Gina G,
MMMBop and Imperial Star Destroyers."
"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."
-- Pinback, oz#gothic
"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'.
 Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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