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"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green." 

     - Troy Peterson 

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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.


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"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle


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"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love


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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 


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"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen


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"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
 your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
 somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
                        -- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
                                Beast"


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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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