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"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
 I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
   California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
         Sheckly Greene


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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby


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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell 

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They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday


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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette


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* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips


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* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
       anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson


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"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall


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