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'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'

George Bernard Shaw


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ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.


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ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
   Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!


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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

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God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)

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"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton


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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts


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Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

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