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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains 
go to his head'

Margot Asquith


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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin


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ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.


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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File


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Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
           intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
           it has never tried to contact us."


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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


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* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain


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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
   Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
   criminals.
         Ronnie Corbett


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They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday


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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky


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