'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.