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'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb

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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin


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ON WORLD POLITICS
   Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


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"I had the GUTS to mock the Turner Diaries and take a stand against racism!
 Not for any high-falutin' moral princicples, you understand, just because
 racist propaganda is FUNNY!"

-- James "Kibo" Parry


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"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
 and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
 final weeks of the campaign."

-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)


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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a
   rock.
         Will Rogers


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Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.


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If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks. 

    - Patrice North-Rudin 

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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"

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