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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.


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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams

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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love

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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

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* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. 

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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

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