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Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 

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'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee


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* Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)


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* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
       over, the strings are attached.


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* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.


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* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.


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* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.


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* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
       forever.


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* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring


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* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


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