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"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. "
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
computer, so what the hell do I know?"
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have
to be exactly right for it to occur.
- Jerry Seinfeld
"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
Mistress - Somewhere between a mister and a mattress
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