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Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.

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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James



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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

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Everything takes longer than you expect.


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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.


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