Today's quotes [4.26.17]
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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
-- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
"*DON'T DO THIS*. It is *BAD* engineering. *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
-- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
-- British Commando quote, circa WWII.
"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."
-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior
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