Today's quotes [5.29.17]
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
hit on the head by a ball in the
1934 World Series
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
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