Today's quotes [4.19.21]
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison
"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME! MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
(with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
- Baroness Edith Summerskill
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