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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown

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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.

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Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.

                                     -- Chris Rock

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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon


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