Today's quotes [1.18.19]
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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