Today's quotes [7.23.17]
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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P.Jones
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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