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* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
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