Today's quotes [9.28.20]
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Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.
"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks"
-- the Cowardly Lion
If I had done what President Clinton did
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action.
- Aaron Burr
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