Today's quotes [6.20.18]
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. "
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
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