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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski


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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown


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"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


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"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.


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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior


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