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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut

2. 




I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

3. 




In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

4. 




"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

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