Today's quotes [10.20.17]
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Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
Everything takes longer than you expect.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will do the most damage will go wrong first.
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