Today's quotes [4.23.18]
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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."
"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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