Today's quotes [9.22.19]
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"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
-- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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