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Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

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   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

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Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau 

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Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 

4. 




Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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