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There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose feet were attached to grease buckets
From trouble he'd hide
With a quick slip n slide
Of responsibility he said, simply, "duck it."
PS So you see, Bill, in America,
*anyone* can grow up to be the President.
sent by Summer Mondeau
Three things are certain
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get screwed
He found virgins just don't give a fuck.
There was a gay dog from Ontario
Who fancied himself a Lothario.
At a wench's glance
He'd snatch off his pants
And make for her Mons Venerio.
There was a sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one!"
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