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       ( )                "Oh, brother!" said Pooh.
      (      (o
       |          |          "I have eaten too much honey, and
       |      (/            I can't get out of Rabbit's hole!
         \     /           Whatever am I to do?"
         /     \  \/
       /    ^    /     \
      |   |  ||HUNNY |
      |    \)/
       \         /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()

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       ( )                "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
      (      (o           was made up of important things.
       |          |
       |      (/           "I'll just take away your
         \     /           honey jar, and let   |\ /\
         /     \  \/       you out when you've  | ||||
       /    ^    /     \      lost enough weight." | |||| 
      |   |  ||HUNNY |                          / | / /        \
      |    \)/                          @ @  \/         \
       \         /                              =>X<=         /     \
         \     /                                   \        |      |\
          |  ( )                                  | |\     |/
          ()                                   //    //



          
       ( )                "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
      (      (o
       |          |          "Thank you, Rabbit."
       |      (/
         \     /                                   |\ /\
         /     \                                   | ||||
       /    ^    \                                 | |||| 
      |   |  |\                                / | / /        \
      |    \)                          @ @  \/         \
       \         /                         \/=>X<=         /     \
         \     /                         /     \   \        |      |\
          |  ( )                       | HUNNY |  | |\     |/
          ()                          \/  //    //



          
       ( )                And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /                                          /\ /|
         /     \                                         |||| |
       /    ^    \                               |||| |
      |   |  |\                            /        \ \ | \
      |    \)                           /         \/  @ @   
       \         /                           /     \          =>X<=\/
         \     /                           /|      |         /   /     \
          |  ( )                          \|     /|  | HUNNY |
          ()                              \\   \\  \/



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /                                              /\ /|
         /     \                                             |||| |
       /    ^    \                                   |||| |
      |   |  |\                                /        \ \ | \
      |    \)                               /         \/  @ @  
       \         /                               /     \         =>X<=\
         \     /                               /|      |         /   /
          |  ( )                              \|     /|  | HU
          ()                                  \\   \\  \



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /                                                      /\
         /     \                                                     ||||
       /    ^    \                                           ||||
      |   |  |\                                        /        \ \
      |    \)                                       /         \/
       \         /                                       /     \
         \     /                                       /|      |
          |  ( )                                      \|     /
          ()                                          \\  \



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
       /    ^    \
      |   |  |\
      |    \)
       \         /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )                And by-and-by, Pooh would entertain
      (      (o          himself by humming tunes and thinking
       |          |          about the shitload of honey he would
       |      (/           eat once he was thin enough to get
         \     /             out of here.
         /     \
       /    ^    \
      |   |  |\
      |    \)
       \         /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
       /    ^    \
      |   |  |\
      |    \)
       \         /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
        /   ^    \
       |  |  |\
       |   \)
        \        /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
        /   ^   \
       |  |  |\
       |   \)
        \       /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )               One day, Pooh's friend Piglet
      (      (o         came to visit.
       |          |
       |      (/          "My goodness, Pooh!"           
         \     /             gasped Piglet.              
        /   ^   \           "You certainly have      '\  '  |
       |  |  |\           lost some weight!"        \/
       |   \)                                    /+++\
        \       /                                   o=|..|..|
         \     /                                     | o/..|
          |  ( )                                 0==|+++++|
          ()                                    0======/



          
       ( )               "Yes," agreed Pooh.
      (      (o
       |          |         "I am still too big to
       |      (/           get out of Rabbit's hole."    
         \     /                                         
        /   ^   \                                    '\  '  |
       |  |  |\                                     \/
       |   \)                                    /+++\
        \       /                                   o=|..|..|
         \     /                                     | o/..|
          |  ( )                                 0==|+++++|
          ()                                    0======/



          
       ( )               "Well good luck to you." said Piglet.
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/                                         
         \     /                                         
        /   ^   \                                    '\  '  |
       |  |  |\                                     \/
       |   \)                                    /+++\
        \       /                                   o=|..|..|
         \     /                                     | o/..|
          |  ( )                                 0==|+++++|
          ()                                    0======/



          
       ( )                 "What I wouldn't give for
      (      (o            a ham sandwich." said Pooh.
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
        /   ^   \
       |  |  |\
       |   \)
        \       /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
        /   ^   \
       |  |  |\
       |   \)
        \       /
         \     /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (      (o
       |          |
       |      (/
         \     /
         /     \
        |   ^   \
        |  |  |\
        |   \)
         \      /
          \    /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (     (o
       |         |
       |     (/
         \    /
         /    \
        |   ^  \
        |  |  |\
        |   \)
         \     /
          \   /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
       ( )
      (    (o
       |        |
       |     /
         \   /
         /   \
        |   ^ \
        |  |  |\
        |   \)
         \    /
          \  /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
        ( )
       (   (o
        |       |
        |    /
         \   /
         /   \
        |   ^ \
        |  |  |
        |   \)
         \    /
          \  /
          |  ( )
          ()



          
        ( )         "I'm getting weak!" said Pooh.
       (   (o
        |       |     "Where the fuck is Rabbit?!?!"
        |    /
         \   /
         |   \
         |  ^ \
         | |  |
         |  \)
          \   /
           | /
           | ( )
          ()



         
        ( )
       (  (o
        |      |
        |   /
         \  /
         |  \
         | ^ \
         ||  |
         | \)
          \  /
           | /
           | ( )
          ()






                      "I gotta sit down." gasped Pooh.
        ( )
       (  (o
        |      |
        |   /
         \  /
         |  \
         | ^ \
         ||  |  
         | \)/ )
          \/






         
        ( )          "Fuckin' Rabbit."
       (  (o
        |     |
        |  /
         \  /
          | \
          |^ \
          |  |  
          |\)/ )
          \/







         ()          "I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch."
        ( (o
         |    |
         | /
          \ /
          | \
          |^ \
          |  |  
          |\)/ )
          \/







          ()         "Not much time left..."
         ( (o
          |   7
          | /
          \ /
          | |
          |^\
          | |  
          |\)/ )
          \/











             "ARRRRGGGGG...."

       
      | \         
    |x|  |-----/ )
   () )/













       
      | \         
    |x|  |-----/ )
   () )/







                  "Oh shit!" said Rabbit.
                                                  |\ /\
                  "I forgot all about the         | ||||
                   poor fucker."                  | |||| 
                                                  / | / /        \
                                                 @ @  \/         \
                                              =>X<=         /     \
      | \                                         \        |      |\
    |x|  |-----/ )                               | |\     |/
   () )/                               //    //



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