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                                    Cows
     
   
                                                   ^^^
                                                 ^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ***********************************    \                  /
    ***********************************     \                /
    ***********************************      \              /
    ***********************************       \            /
                                               \   ^(__)  /
                                                \ / (@@) /
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |__|-^-
                                                   /   \   \__*
                                                   |    |
                                                   ^    ^



         -----------------------------------------------
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
         |---------------------------------------------|
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         -----------------------------------------------
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega




       ---------------------------------------------------------
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
       ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
       -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
          \          /       .  ^                     -       \
           `        ^                 `                `       `
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu



                                (__)
                                (OO)         __
                                 \/         |__|
                               //  \        |
                              // \   \      |
                        ^^    \// \   |
                              /-------------\
      -----------------------/    Panama     \
      ----------------------/       or        \
                           /       Bust!       \
             _____________/---------------------\_____________
            /                                                 \
           /                                                   \
           \                                                   /
            \/
                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander



                 (__)                             *
                 (OO)                             |
                  \/                              |
                 //  \                          -----
                // \   \                       /     \
               ^^    \// \                    /       \
                    //     \                  |       |
                 --^^------  *               /         \
                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                   ||||||                  |       \     |
                   ||||||                 /         \     \
                   ||||||                |          /      |
                   ||||||               /___________\_______\
                   ||||||                    /
                   ||||||                 (_/)
                __||||||||__              (@@)
                | .,....,. |               \/
                | ...,.,.. |
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
              The Acowdemy Award

     
    |            |
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
    |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __ _  _    1      |  |
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
    |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
    |Abortion Rally calls__________|

                                 Cownterfeit


 >>>---->                                      *___                   _____
                                                   \                __|_**_
       >>>---->                                     \                | . .
                                                     \ _______________\   /
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                   >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \
                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ --
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \
                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\

                     The CALVelry COWard



                                          ____
                                          |  |             .      .
        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
        ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
        ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
       /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^
  Australian view of a
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"


                                 (__)                     (__)
                                 (oo)                     (oo)
          (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
    >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull



                                   (Big Mac)
               (_____)           _____________
                \0 0/           /             \
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
     / |          U |           \_____________/
    *  | /______  _ |
       || ||    || ||

        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs

                      Any questions??


      .
       \---)                   (__)                                      *
       |o o)                   ====                                     /
    (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
       //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
      // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
     ||  *   |                                       /
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
      Cowborg



                 *          *            *
                                                 *
          *            *        (__)       *
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                        _-      )\ '|
           *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                     / \ \--   \ \
                  *-' // /     > >
                       > >
                   /      /                      *
                 / /                      *
                         _ _ -- _ _
                        /           \                    *
             *         /      _ _ _  \
                      |      /      \|            *
                     |     |
                 *  |     |                 *               *
                    |     |
                     |     |                     *
                      |      \_ _ _ /|
                       \             /
             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                              ---


         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
  




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