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                                    Cows
     
   
                                                   _________(__)___
                                                  | -------------- |\
               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \
               (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \
        /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /
       / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/
      *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
         ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                              *
               cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                              / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                             / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                            ----------------------
                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                        oo( -0 )oo
            / ------------  \/
           /  |          |                            /|
          /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |
       > <    |||      |||                          /  |
              |||      |||                          |/ |
               ~~       ~~                           \ |
         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
    note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                               |  /     *  ||----||
                                               | /         ^^    ^^
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
       (_____)               /
       ( OO )_____________  /
       (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\
        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
          |    #########  |           |/------------/
          |  |__________| |
          || |         || |
          || |         || |
          ~~~~         ~~~~
                       Saddam moo-sein



                                            @
                         (__)    (__) _____/
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
            _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- *  * -
           /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                \__/                 \__/

                         Cow-mobile




                (())                      (())                    ||||
                (oo)                                              (oo)
          /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/
         /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |
        * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
          ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                    ^^    ^^
        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                           getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)


             /\
            /  \                 (__)                      __
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
      /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow



         o o                       - -

          O    Moo!!!!

     ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow





     Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                    ___
                  [___]                        ____|___|____
                  (o o)                       /        [__] \
      /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \
     / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \
    |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
    *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |
       ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
       ||         ||                        \_________________/
       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
       oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
    (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                             (it's a Cow-Price)
                                             (Classic of course)



                               \                              /
                                \                            /
           (__)                  \              (__)        /
      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
    //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
      Silly cow
    (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.



         ___                 __  __                            _
        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
      ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian


            (__)                                  (__)
                (oo)                              (oo)
     /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                    keyboard-cower


                               (  )
                               (oo)
                       /--------\/
                      / ||      ||
                     *  ||------||
                        ||      ||
             (  )       ||      ||
             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
     /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

                                    __                         (__)
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
             (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
      /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                           Cownt Dracula

                      (__)                     (  )
            *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //
             \_/-------\/ `                 ___ \/___//
               ||     ||_.  `              /---\_/---\
            %_/ ~-----\                  ------------------
                       ~                   l           l
                                           l___________l
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l
    // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\          l   v   v   l
                                           -           -
        Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant


                                                      \ ,_________________.
                (__)                                 -/.__________________
                oo )                                      \    (__)    /
               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
               \___/                                   *       |  |
              /  W \                                /          |  |
              !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
              !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ ____
            Cow from                                          ^      ^
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath


          .
              .  .
              .  .   .    __                      __
                    .     ||______________________||
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                        / || |           (__)   | ||
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                      |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                  .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                      (\  |\-----------------------\
                  .    (\ || \_______________________\
                         \||  |                       |
                   .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                           \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                             \|                       |
                      .      (=========================)
                              |_||_|             |_||_|
                         .                                 \

                            .                                  \

                             Pompano Beach or bust!
  




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