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                                    Cows
     
   
         ((( ))))
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
    ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
        ( :  // ) )                         ~
          :   :                          /     \
          :   :      O                  / |   | \
          :   :                        (  |   |  )
          :   :                         \ \___/ /
          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
          :   : ----\/                  / || ||
          :   :    ::                   | () ()
          :   : ---::                   * || ||
       ------------^^                     VV VV
          Newton's Cow
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow




           __
         >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by chan
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
   /-------\/
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
   MAGIC DESISION
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control

                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                      quickly!



                                        /~~\                 +
        ) (                             \__/                O O
        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
    *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
     \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
      \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
      ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
      ~~                              ========               \_o

     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II


                     ______                   ___________
                    : Oui? :                  :         :
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
          /-------\/
         / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of qua
        *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equat
           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attentio
                                    the boundary conditions!"
         Belgian Cow


                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / :     ::                      (/\)
          *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
      X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting
        Irakean Cow



                            ___()
           COW ------------|   o\
                           |     )O-------------- MOO
                      -----|____/  /
                      \           /
                       \         /                               (____)
                        \       /                                \(    )
                         \     /                                 |\(    )
                          \   /                                  \ \(    )
                           \ /                                    \ \(    )
                            X                                     |\ \(
                           / \                                    | \ \(
                          /   \                                      \ \(__
                         /     \                                      \|_o_
                        /       \                                       |
                       /         \                                      |
                      /    ___()  \
                      -----|   o\  \                                 cow ch
                           |     |O-------------- ~MOO
           BULL ---------- |____/

                   Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)




                      (       )                      (       )
                       \     /                        \     /
                        \___/                          \___/
                        (o o)                          (o o)
           /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
          / |           ||               / |           ||
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

                                __
              (__)             (  )                       (__)
              (oo)               /                        (oo)
        _______\/              /   \                _______\/
       /                     /       \             /|      |
      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated



               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
      /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
    * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                            ~~      ~~
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)



                          \_                                 ^
                            \                                | **~~~~~~~
                     _____)  \___                            | **~~~~~~~
                  __/            \__                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
                _/                  \                   (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
               /       ____     (     )                  \/  |
              /  /  __/    \__   |o o|                /(   \/|
             /| ||_/          \   \ /                  (   ) |
   ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^           /~\  |
             // /               | ||
            [][]                [][]                Patriotic Cow


                    Sha-MOO



                              /\
                             /  \
                            /    \
                            |    |
                           / *  * \
                          /  ** *  \
                         /   * **   \                **
                        /    *  *    \             **  **
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
    .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
        .           /        *  *        \
            .       |                    |
         .         /         ****         \
     .            /          *             \         .       .
           .     /           ****           \      .          .
                /               *            \   .        .
               /             ****             \
               |                              |    .    .  .
               |             ****             |
               |             *  *             | .       .    .
               |             ****             | .      .       .
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .
               |------------------------------|      .        .
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
             / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .
          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
               !!!                          !!!

     The herd shot 'round the world.


                                          (_ _)
                                     ___  (o o)
             (__)                  _-   -_(   )
             (++)                /-        O O
         /____O/                / |       ||
        /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
       * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
         ~~  ~~
       This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr
  




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