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                                    Cows
     
   
      
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
        %%      %%                      %%      %%
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
   vicious beasts...

         _
        | \                                                       (___)
        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
        |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
        / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow

        Stelth Cow

                      *
        vv       vv  /
        ||____M__||/
        ||       ||                      (__)
      /\||_______||                      (xx)
     (Xx)                                 \/
     (--)
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
         Dead Cow
                                                                 (__)
                                                                 (oo)
                                                                  \/
                                                                  /\
        __/---\                                                  //\\
       ----|  M  |
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                       |                      |
   Cow owned by
  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows


    \\     //
     \\( )//                                     (__)
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
       \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
      /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
      |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
      \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
    //     \\                                |___|  |___|
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
      Cow11
                                                          _____

                (  )                                      (==) |
                (oo)              __                /------\/- *
       /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
      / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                           ^^    ^^
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day


                                          /
         /\                              /
         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
      | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
      __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
        /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
       /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
       |^  ^|                 ||
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                              ==

   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow




   *                (__)
    \               (oo)        ________(__)_
     \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
     |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBO
      ||-----------||          |_____________|
      ^^           ^^
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator



                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
         /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                     COW-comitant


            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow



      _____________
     |             |
     | INDIANA  45 |
     |             |                  |
     | PURDUE   52 |                  |
     |_____________|                  |
                                ______|====\
                                \/\/\/     \\
                                 \/\/       \\
                                             \\
                                              \\
                  (__)   __                    \\
                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\
            *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
             \  /   __/~                         ||
              \/   /                             ||
               | _/                              ||
               | |                               ||
               ~ ~                             ------
             Hoosier
               Cow


          .                  .
          .                  .                  (__)
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                          ^^    ^^
  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts


                           (__)         (__)
                           (00)         (  )
           /----------------\/           \/---------------\
          /  |             |              |              | \
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                              SIDE VIEWS

                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   *                            |
                  ^^^                          ^^^
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW


                                         ^        (___)
                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
            "       /|                         \  / U   |
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
      |@@|           |                            |   //
       \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
        |         /                               \---/
        //`---\/||                                |/\ |
        ||      ||                                || ||
                                                  || ||
                                                  || ||
        Helicowpter

                                                 Cool Cow


                          (__)             (__) |
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
     /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was capt
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinke
  




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