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                                    Cows
     
   
             ...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (    We're back!           )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
     Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow



         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------\/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the mo
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe


        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe



          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow star-gazing


                                                   |
                                                  \|/
                                               ----*----
                                                  /|\
                                                   |

                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / |     ||
          *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^

  Cow wishing upon a star




                     ________                       _______
            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
     /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
    / |     ||                     / |     ||
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                          @@\0 0/@@
                                                            (o o)
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
              /                          /             //    ***    \\
             /                          /                  *******
            /                          /                 ***********
           /                          /                ***************
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
         /__________________________/               *********************
                                                    *********************
              Cow Stored as Binary
               Information.                              Cow Belle



           (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)
           (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)
     /------\ /   (__)         \_(--)              /------\ /  \ /-----\
    /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)\            /   (__)_O    O___    \
   (    )/----\----\/         ( / \/\ )          (   )(oo)--\---/--/(    )
   /\oo===|  / ~  ||           \\    /           /\oo==@/||  ~ \~ |===oo/\
  | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |
  * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *
    ~~    ~~      ~~           ~~~  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~

                           Cows at a garden party



                                              *       (__)       .
                                               \      (oo)       .'
                                             ...\------\/       '.
            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
            (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
     /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                    pissed off       pissed on           pissed


            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
            (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
     /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
     /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
   long grass          grass

            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                     drink            mistake          calf went away


            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-',',', \/      /-------\/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                 '\/'
                 (oo)       _________
         /------- \/       | \      /|
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
          |------|         |/______\_|
        --|------|---------|-------
       /---------------------------\
      /    __                       \\
    //    /  \          __            \\\
  ///                  /  \              \\\\

              Highland Cow


        ________   \
       |########|     \
       |########|        \
        --------\           \
          (__)  |              \
          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
           \/   |                 |                       |
         /+++\  o                 |                       |
        /+++++\                   |          ____         |
       ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
         / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
       ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                           \      |                       |
                              \   |                       |
      In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------
  




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