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                                    Cows
     
   
                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
 \/ /-\___________\--\       / |     |                 *  ||\     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef


                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  \/                             \___/
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                /   /\\                           \ /
                               /\\ /                               v
                    /         /   \\                               |
                             /                             <-------|-------
                       /    *                                      |
                 |\                                                |
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
            /          \\                                        __|__
               /         \\                                         \   /
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
            /                \\                                  | V |
        /         /            \\                                |   |
              /                  \\                              |   |
                   /               \\                            W   W
                                     \\
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow
sunbathing

    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake


          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |
 / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||
*  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
   ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)


                       
                      |                                                    |
             _______  |                                                    |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                |
           / /(__) || |                                                    |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                    |
 |         |-------|| |                                                    |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                             |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____ |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \|\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

                           "The Moo-vers are here!"


         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     |
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----|
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^

     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise


         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

                                                     \    /          ____
         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
   ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev


                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ====   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner

                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              __\_/__
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaimin
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT

      ______________________________
     /                              \
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
     \________________  ____________/
                      ) )                                            ()
               (__)   //                                            (  )
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
 / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
*  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
   ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manh

                                                  (__)                  |==
|
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \o
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\
*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
   ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                           ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major leagu


           /\                                               __
          {__}                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
  




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