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                                    Cows
     
   
                                        ___
  _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ -
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~   \
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|     |
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|        /
     / O    O   \                              /      \
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                      Christmas Cowols

                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  |----------------------|                         /\
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  |                      |                /            \ \
  |                      |          ----------------------------
  |______________________|
                                              \/
  |----------------------|                  o-@@
  |______________________|
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
   ----------------------
      Mark Rothko Cow
                                                     /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><
>
                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#
*
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---
_
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@
(
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|
|$
------------------------------------------------
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         __________________
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)
|  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)
|
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/
|  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||
|
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||
|  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^
|
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas
|  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow
|
------------------------------------------------         ------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Co


            oo                    --
                                                           \/


       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow


                     II
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car
)
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-

               What cows think when people MOO at them


           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.


            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow


                            (__)                            (__)
                            (oo)                            (oo)
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"

   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege


         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                           #         #
 / |     ||                            \\       //
*  ||----||\                            \\     //
   ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
             \                           |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
              |                        //        \\       /\
  ___________\|/___________
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party


         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis


        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow

                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

                                                                      (
)
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         |||
|||
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O
O)
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\__
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
   ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
  




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