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Here is yer Pic:

                           Map of the Cat's Brain
     
   
-------------------------------------------------------------
| Obsession with     | Mysterious Adoration of  | Barf Gland|
| Imaginary Insects  | just one spot on the bed |           |
-------------------------------------------------------------      should
| Search and  | Inexorable    | Short Circuit   |           |      be an
| Destroy     | fear of       | that makes purr-| Licking   |      arrow
| lobe for    | Vacuum        | ing kitty an    | Gland     |      between
| Expensive   | Cleaners      | arm-shredding   |------------      licking &
| Imported    |---------------| Maniac in Two   | Total     |      barfing
| Textiles,   | Can Opener    | seconds         | drive to  |
| Ceramics    | sonar         | ----------------| be where  |
------------------------------| Asthmatic       | they are  |
| Shedding Freshly |    *     | person locator  | forbidden |
| vacuumed         |----------------------------| to go     |
| surfaces cortex  | Infatuation with people    |-----------|
|------------------| who hate cats              | Inability |
| hatred of dogs   |----------------------------| to get    |
|------------------|                            | along with|
                                                | new cat   |
         * Commitment Spot (gets larger         -------------
           when can opener sonar is
           activated)
  




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