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Uses for Data Head

1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk

2. The ball in Parisis' Squares

3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft

4. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

5. Scare blind students in Braille class

6. Prop open doors for maintenance crews

7. Lawn decoration in Arboretum

8. Footstool for Captain's chair

9. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show

10. Scare Alexander into doing chores

11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift

12. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank

13. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research

14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards

15. Two words: tether ball

16. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

17. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

18. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class

19. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time

20. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life
insurance policy

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