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True Stories Told on Insurance Forms

1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
tree I don't have.

2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

3. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when
I put my head through it.

4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him.

8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed over the embankment.

9. I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.

10. I had been shopping for  plants all day, and was on my way
home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up
obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

11. I had been driving for forty years, when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident.

12. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble and my
universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

13. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in
a  place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable
to stop in time to avoid the accident.

14. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

15. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

16. An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

17. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

18. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other
side of the road when I struck him.

19. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

20. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off
the hood of my car.

21. In indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.

22. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later
found in a ditch by some stray dogs.

23. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve
out of its way when it struck my front end.

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