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Top Drug-Using Cartoon Suspects

1. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)
  Most likely LSD.  Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in
  sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat.  What does he  plan to
  do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?

2. Olive Oyl
  Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines.  Who is that
  skinny?!  She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger
  to her friend.  One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus
  thinking?  What is it her personality?  NOT!

3. Snagglepuss
  Can't explain it.  Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is

4. He-Man
  This is an easy one.  I mean c'mon.  Roid monkey #1.  "BY THE POWER
  OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor.  Alone in his
  castle, hitting the weights.  And on top of that he even injects the
  shit in his pet tiger.  Can we say "Animal Abuse"?

5. Yogi and Boo Boo
  We all know what is really in those picnic baskets.  They go back
  to the cave and trip.  Another side ? - Are they gay?  I mean, take a
  look at BooBoo.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

6. Droopy
  The number one downer abuser in toon land.  Can't someone slip him
  an upper every year or two.  The only time I ever saw him happy is when
  he sees the picture of the babe.  Sort of makes you wonder.

7. Dopey Dwarf
  He openly admits it.  The other dwarfs deny involvement but they
  are under investigation.  Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra
  scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.

8. Daffy Duck
  If he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean.  He is so wired he
  bounces around on his head without pain.  Blows his beak off all the
  time.  Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't
  work for him.

9. Shaggy
  By far the #1 suspect.  His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the
  boy converses with dogs.  But all of this is nothing until you go to the
  Munchie Factor.  Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per
  episode does  pot no if, ands, or, buts about it.  And Look at the way
  him and his friends  painted that van! Pretty rad design dude.

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