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Thin People...

1. avoid eating popcorn in the movies because it gets their hands greasy

2. split a large combination pizza with three friends

3. think Oreo cookies are for kids

4. nibble cashews one at a time

5. think that doughnuts are indigestible

6. read books they have to hold with both hands

7. become so absorbed in a weekend project they forget to have lunch

8. fill the candy dish on their desks with paper clips

9. counteract the midafternoon slump with a nap instead of a cinnamon Danish

10. exchange the deep-fryer they received for Christmas for a clock-radio

11. lose their appetites when they're depressed

12. think chocolate Easter bunnies are for kids

13. prefer "The Joy of Sex" to "The Joy of Cooking"

14. save leftovers that are too skimpy to use for another meal in order
to make interesting soups

15. throw out stale potato chips

16. will eat only Swiss or Dutch chocolate, which cannot be found except
in a special store

17. think it's too much trouble to stop at a special store just to buy chocolate

18. don't celebrate with a hot-fudge sundae every time they lose a pound

19. warm up after skiing with black coffee instead of hot chocolate and
whipped cream

20. try all the salads at the buffet, leaving room for only one dessert

21. find iced tea more refreshing than an ice-cream soda

22. get into such interesting conversations at cocktail parties that they
never quite work their way over to the hors-d'oeuvre table

23. have no compulsion to keep the candy dish symmetrical by reducing the
jelly beans to an equal number of each color

24. think that topping brownies with ice cream makes too rich a dessert

25. bring four cookies into the TV room instead of a box

26. think banana  splits are for kids

27. Prefer a cigarette to a bread stick

28. Think breakfast is optional

29. Like animals, eat only when they are hungry

30. Get up in the middle of the night only to drink a glass of water

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