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The Ten Commandments of the Frisbee

1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to get
under a car

2. The higher the quality of the catch the greater the probability of a
crummy rethrow (Good catch-bad throw).

3. One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than,
"Watch This!".

4. The higher the costs of hitting any object the greater the certainty it
will be struck.

5. The best catches are never seen.

6. The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in the
wrong direction;(Goes the wrong way-goes a long way).

7. The most powerful hex words in the world of sport are- "I really have
this down-watch".(Know it -blow it).

8. In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades
could be attached to the disc.

9. The greater your need to make a good catch the greater the probability
your partner will deliver his worst throw.

10. The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down. (Just
one more throw).

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