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1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says


2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted


5. Stud Tires Out


6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms


9. Eye Drops off Shelf


10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


11. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead


12. War Dims Hope for Peace


13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim


14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66


15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax


16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death


17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree


19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years


20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One


21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000


22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While


23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge


25. Deer Kill 17,000


26. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


27. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge


28. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


30. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


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31. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy


32. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire


33. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply


34. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood


35. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees


36. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


37. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies


38. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing


39. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing


40. Air Head Fired


41. Clock Thief Faces Time


42. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff


43. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


44. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board


45. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


46. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction


47. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training


48. Include your Children when Baking Cookies


  
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