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Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings

1. I will not waste chalk

2. I will not skateboard in the halls

3. I will not burp in class

4. I will not instigate revolution

5. I will not draw naked ladies in class

6. I did not see Elvis

7. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'

8. Garlic gum is not funny

9. They are laughing at me, not with me

10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom

11. I will not encourage others to fly

12. I will not fake my way through life

13. Tar is not a plaything

14. I will not Xerox my butt

15. I will not trade pants with others

16. I will not do that thing with my tongue

17. I will not drive the principal's car

18. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

19. I will not sell school property

20. I will not cut corners

21. I will not get very far with this attitude

22. I will not make flatulent noises in class

23. I will not belch the National Anthem

24. I will not sell land in Florida

25. I will not grease the monkey bars

26. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment

27. I will not do anything bad ever again

28. I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font}

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