Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists >
Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings



1. I will not waste chalk


2. I will not skateboard in the halls


3. I will not burp in class


4. I will not instigate revolution


5. I will not draw naked ladies in class


6. I did not see Elvis


7. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'


8. Garlic gum is not funny


9. They are laughing at me, not with me


10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom


11. I will not encourage others to fly


12. I will not fake my way through life


13. Tar is not a plaything


14. I will not Xerox my butt


15. I will not trade pants with others


16. I will not do that thing with my tongue


17. I will not drive the principal's car


18. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart


19. I will not sell school property


20. I will not cut corners


21. I will not get very far with this attitude


22. I will not make flatulent noises in class


23. I will not belch the National Anthem


24. I will not sell land in Florida


25. I will not grease the monkey bars


26. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment


27. I will not do anything bad ever again


28. I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font}


  
‹‹ Back to Alphabetical List Menu ‹‹ Back to Categorized List Menu


Put Random List on Your Page!

To have the Random List Include displayed on your page, just copy the code below and paste it into your webpage's HTML. The random list excerpt will appear automatically, different everytime your page is viewed:

  And this is how this is how the result will look like - box not included :-) (register to be able to add border, change text color and background color of your RandList)


Jump to  




For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.