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Pick-up lines and rebuttals



1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 


2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


5. Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."


7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
                     (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
                     (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)


10. Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."


11. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop"


12. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"


13. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah!!!  Let's pick up some chicks!"


14. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"


15. Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


16. Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


17. Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."


18. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


19. Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


20. Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"


21. Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."


22. Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


23. Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


24. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"


  
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