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1. advanced basic


2. alone together


3. amateur expert


4. baby grand (piano)


5. black light


6. Brief survey


7. Cherokee Pioneer


8. civil war


9. Congressional ethics


10. criminal justice


11. crisis management


12. Deafening silence


13. Death Benefits


14. divorce court


15. Dodge Ram


16. down escalator


17. dry wine


18. elementary calculus


19. evaporated milk


20. extra time


21. fast idle


22. flexible freeze (economics)


23. freezer burn


24. fresh frozen


25. friendly argument


26. gourmet pizza


27. governmental efficiency


28. great depression


29. guest host


30. half full (also half empty)


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31. Honest Crook


32. hopelessly optimistic


33. idiot savant


34. industrial park


35. irate patient


36. jumbo shrimp


37. Lean pork


38. Light-Heavyweight


39. live recording


40. mandatory option


41. marijuana initiative


42. Medium Large


43. Mild Abrasive


44. military intelligence


45. minor disaster


46. Mobil station


47. No-good Do-gooder!


48. old news


49. Organized mess


50. original copy


51. partially completed


52. passive aggression


53. peacekeeper missile


54. perfect idiot


55. pretty ugly


56. random logic (fuzzy logic)


57. rap music


58. Renegade Lawmakers (from CNN during the battle in Moscow.)


59. scheduled spontaneity (From a Franklin time management class.)


60. Second Best


61. singular relationship


62. standard deviation


63. student teacher


64. sure bet


65. sweet sorrow


66. terribly nice


67. Turbo Diesel


68. unacceptable solution


69. work party


70. working vacation


  
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