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Forgotten Assembly Language Commands

1. BBBF      Branch on Bit Bucket Full

2. BBT       Branch on binary tree

3. BBW       Branch Both Ways

4. BEW       Branch Either Way

5. BH        Branch and Hang

6. BMR       Branch Multiple Registers

7. BOB       Branch On Bug

8. BOD       Beat on drum

9. BOI       Byte operator immediately

10. BPDI      Be polite, don't interrupt

11. BPO       Branch on Power Off

12. BST       Backspace and Stretch Tape

13. CDS       Condense and Destroy System

14. CEMU      Close eyes and monkey with user space

15. CLBR      Clobber Register

16. CLBRI     Clobber Register Immediately

17. CM        Circulate Memory

18. CMFRM     Come From  (essential for truly structured programming)

19. CPAR      Crumple paper and rip

20. CPPR      Crumple Printer Paper and Rip

21. CRB       Crash and burn

22. CRN       Convert to Roman Numerals

23. CU        Convert to unary

24. CZZC      Convert zone to ZIP code

25. DC        Divide and Conquer

26. DMPK      Destroy Memory Protect Key

27. DNPG      Do not pass go

28. DO        Divide and Overflow

29. DWIMNWIS  Do what I mean, not what I say

30. EIOC      Execute invalid opcode

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31. EMPC      Emulate Pocket Calculator

32. EPI       Execute Programmer Immediately

33. EROS      Erase Read Only Storage

34. EXCE      Execute Customer Engineer

35. EXOP      Execute operator

36. EXPP      Execute political prisoner

37. FSRA      Forms skip and run away

38. GFD       Go forth and divide

39. GFM       Go forth and multiply

40. HCF       Halt and Catch Fire

41. IBP       Insert Bug and Proceed

42. IIB       Ignore inquiry and branch

43. INSQSW    Insert into queue somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])

44. LCC       Load and clear core

45. MBF       Multiply and be fruitful

46. MLR       Move and lose record

47. PBC       Print and Break Chain

48. PD        Play dead

49. PDSK      Punch Disk

50. PI        Punch Invalid

51. POPI      Punch Operator Immediately

52. PS*       Punch obscenity

53. PSD       Pause and smoke dope

54. PVLC      Punch Variable Length Card

55. RASC      Read And Shred Card

56. RD        Reverse directions

57. RDS       Read sideways

58. RIRG      Read inter-record gap

59. RPM       Read Programmer's Mind

60. RSD       On read error self destruct

61. RSSC      Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)

62. RSTOM     Read from store-only memory

63. RTAB      Rewind tape and break

64. RWCR      Rewind card reader

65. RWDSK     Rewind Disk

66. RWOC      Read Writing On Card

67. SCRBL     Scribble to disk - faster than a write

68. SHAB      Shift a bit

69. SHLBM     Shift a little bit more

70. SLC       Search for Lost Chord

71. SMR       Skip on meaningless result

72. SOT       Sit on a tack

73. SPSW      Scramble Program Status Word

74. SQPC      Sit quietly and  play with your crayons

75. SQSW      Scramble program status word

76. SRSD      Seek Record and Scar Disk

77. SRZ       Subtract and reset to zero

78. SSJ       Select stacker and jam

79. STROM     Store in Read Only Memory

80. TDB       Transfer and Drop Bits

81. UER       Update and erase record

82. WBT       Water Binary Tree

83. WEMG      Write eighteen-minute gap

84. WPM       Write programmer's mind

85. XSP       Execute systems programmer

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