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Computer Lies

1. If you have any problems, just call us.

2. What you see on the screen, you get on paper.

3. Someone must have erased my program.

4. They don't make those chips anymore.

5. If kids use them, so can adults.

6. Oh yeah, it's compatible with everything.

7. You won't need any special training.

8. There's no harm in trying - nothing can go wrong.

9. The manual explains everything.

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