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Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. 
Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32,
and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out 
of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was 
hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered 
by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
(dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because 
I don't know what size she wears.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to 
get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and 
could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all
over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must
be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

22. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His
father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed
with the doctor.

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