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1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...  One was assaulted.

2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

4. What's brown and sticky?  A stick.

5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.

6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

13. What's brown and sounds like a bell?  Dung.

14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.

16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.

17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.

18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.

19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.

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