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Politically correct men descriptions



1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN 
STORAGE FACILITY.


2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.


3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.


6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.


7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.


8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.


9. He is not AFRAID OF COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.


  
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