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Medical Terminology for the Layman



1. ARTERY -- The study of fine paintings.


2. BARIUM -- What you do when CPR fails.


3. BENIGN -- What you are after you be 8. 


4. CAESAREAN SECTION -- A district in Rome.


5. COLIC -- A sheep dog.


6. COMA -- A punctuation mark.


7. CONGENITAL -- Friendly.


8. DILATE -- To live longer.


9. FESTER -- Quicker.


10. G.I. SERIES -- Baseball game between teams of soldiers.


11. GRIPPE -- A suitcase.


12. HANGNAIL -- A coat hook.


13. MEDICAL STAFF -- A Doctor's cane.


14. MINOR OPERATION -- Coal digging.


15. MORBID -- A higher offer.


16. NODE -- Was aware of.


17. ORGANIC -- Church musician.


18. OUTPATIENT -- A person who has fainted.


19. POST-OPERATIVE -- A letter carrier.


20. PROTEIN -- In favor of young people.


21. SECRETION -- Hiding anything.


22. SEROLOGY -- Study of English knighthood.


23. TABLET -- A small table.


24. TUMOR -- An extra pair.


25. URINE -- Opposite of you're out.


26. VARICOSE VEINS -- Veins which are very close together.


  
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