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1. 
Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!


2. 
Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.


3. 
Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: "So-Sue-Mi."


4. 
Q: Define: Genius
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.


5. 
Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.


6. 
Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.


7. 
5761 Year according to Jewish calendar
4698 Year according to Chinese calendar
1063 Total # of years that Jews went without Chinese food


8. 
Q: What do you call ten Jewish women in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.


9. 
Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.


10. 
Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.


  
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