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Yo Momma Lines: So Ugly



1. Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."


2. Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


3. Yo momma is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!"
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."


4. Yo momma is so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and somebody tried
to put it out with a fork.


5. Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


6. Yo momma is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


7. Yo momma is so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star
Wars.


8. Yo momma is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they
put it around her neck


9. Yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.


10. Yo momma is so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence
cameras


11. Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her


12. Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs
to play with her.


13. Yo momma is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say
"Damn, is it Halloween already?"


14. Yo momma is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


15. Yo momma is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


16. Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.


17. Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.


18. Yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


19. Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!


20. Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


21. Yo momma is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


22. Yo momma is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!


23. Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


24. Yo momma is so ugly The NHL banned her for life


25. Yo momma is so ugly people go as her for Halloween.


26. Yo momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to
bury her.


27. Yo momma is so ugly she scares the roaches away.


28. Yo momma is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


29. Yo mama so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself


30. Yo momma is so ugly rain doesn't wanna fall on her


  
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